Wedding vows are an opportunity to set out to the person you are marrying how you intend to honour them in your relationship together going forward, making a promise to cherish them. But not in this groom’s case.
Groom Michael shared NSFW vows in front of his congregation and his own mother, who was officiating the ceremony. Wedding photographer Jonathan Pajak, who had the pleasure of filming the speech, shared it on TikTok and said: “You’re not going to believe what he said in his vows.”
The groom told his bride, Destiny, “you’re s*****d” before launching into the unusual vows.
He said: “Only two things are required to keep me happy. Keep my belly full and my b***s empty.
“Though you’re amazing at half of it we really need to get you some cooking lessons. Even when my belly isn’t full, there is no one I could ever love more in this lifetime, unless I actually get a chance to meet Margot Robbie.”
He told his bride nothing is better than the sounds of their lovemaking.
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His mother, who was officiating the ceremony, barked, “Michael!” during the vows.
When he was finished she said: “Seeing as I am his mom, I will deal with him later. He’s grounded.”
The bride made her own vows, in which she called the groom her “knight in shining armour”. She said, “we have already accomplished so much together and made a beautiful life.”
She described how they met and said: “When I met you at school I had a crush on you but I didn’t dare let it be known because I thought you were way too good for me.”
She went on: “I’m more than thankful for every day with you, you have stolen my heart and I never want you to give it back.”
She said: “Thank you for choosing me to spend your life with. I know I’m not a model, and by no means a good cook, unless you want soggy meatloaf.”
Some TikTok users were appalled by the vows. One wrote: “That’s actually so sad though because he only talked about her physically not that he loved her, not anything like that.”
Another said: “He did not mention one personality train about her…like not one!”
“I would be mortified if this was all said in front of our families,” another said.
Destiny herself responded in the comments to defend the vows, however. The bride, who giggled during her husband’s naughty speech, said: “So I’m the bride and this isn’t a red flag. We have been together 10 years now and decided to get married right before our 10th year.”
