A man has revealed his revenge tactic against his neighbour who let his three dogs go to the toilet all over his garden.
The man, who remained anonymous, was frustrated when a new neighbour moved in next door and began creating numerous issues for him.
He said the neighbour’s antics included “blasting music at 4am” and “having his three giant dogs s***” in his garden.
The man, a Navy veteran, used to clean swimming pools and noticed his neighbour, called Dick, bought a hot tub for a party he plans on having.
Writing about his revenge on Reddit, he said: “I’m just having a bad day. His dogs s*** all over my yard again, and got into my trashcans which were full. So I spent about 30 minutes picking up trash and stepping in his dogs’ c*** twice.
“Anyway so I finish cleaning it all up, and Dick comes out to greet me asking about how to clean his hot tub for the party he’s going to have tomorrow on Friday night. I told him to put in two cups of dishwashing soap, and to let it run.
“So I headed off to the grocery store for some stuff, and come back to Dick p***** waiting for me on his porch. He comes up to my car yelling at me about how his hot tub is now foaming all over the place.
“I looked him dead in the eye and asked him if he used non-scented dishwasher soap. He started stammering about how every dishwashing soap is scented.
“So I calm him down and tell him to just use the gallon of Tide I just bought because the enzymes break down the proteins, which then returns the water to normal (I just threw the first few science terms I could think of at him). So needless to say his backyard is full of hot tub bubbles, that just keeps getting bigger.”
Reddit users commended his creativity, with one writing: “That’s beautiful”.
Another said: “This is genius”. A third said: “The fact that you got him to add more soap, on his own, the second time is just brilliant.”
A fourth wrote: “God that was awesome revenge. I got some military sea dye pack that would’ve made for some nice bright green bubbles in that situation.”
