Joe Rogan could perform oral sex on himself 'if I wanted to' but insists he's 'never done it'


Joe Rogan has let it be known that he considers himself a comedian by trade.

But during one of the recent episodes of his podcast The Joe Rogan Experience, the popular commentator was not joking when he revealed that he could perform oral sex on himself if he ‘wanted to.’

The UFC analyst made the boast while trying to point out that – through all of his exercise and mixed martial arts training – he has a very flexible physique.

Bold boast: Joe Rogan, 54, claimed he could perform oral sex on himself, while trying to make a point able how flexible his body has become through exercise and mixed martial arts training

Bold boast: Joe Rogan, 54, claimed he could perform oral sex on himself, while trying to make a point able how flexible his body has become through exercise and mixed martial arts training

The cheeky topic of conversation happened during the November 3 episode where Rogan sat down with his guests: comedians Ari Shaffir, Shane Gillis and Mark Normand.

The four men were having an explicit chat about sex and anal hygiene, when Rogan confessed that he ‘shaves’ the hair in his anal region.

The other three guys were united in not being convinced that Rogan had the flexibility to shave his own anal hair. 

‘I’m very flexible,’ proclaimed Rogan, 54, with one of his guests demanding that he ‘prove it’ to them.

Sex and anal hygiene conversation: The topic of conversation happened during the November 3 episode of The Joe Rogan Experience, where Rogan sat down with his guests: comedians Ari Shaffir, Shane Gillis and Mark Normand

Sex and anal hygiene conversation: The topic of conversation happened during the November 3 episode of The Joe Rogan Experience, where Rogan sat down with his guests: comedians Ari Shaffir, Shane Gillis and Mark Normand

Confessional: The former Fear Factor host first confessed that he shaves the hair around his anal region during the chat with his three male guests

Confessional: The former Fear Factor host first confessed that he shaves the hair around his anal region during the chat with his three male guests

‘I spread my legs apart and go head between the legs,’ Rogan explained, adding, ‘Yea, I can suck my own d**k if I wanted to,’ which was met with a chorus of ‘No, you can’t.’  

Rogan was quick to shut down any notion that he would actually engage in such an activity.

‘I’m super flexible. I’ve never done it, but I’ve put it around my face just to know I could do it,’ Rogan said while looking directly at the three guests with sincerity.   

Rogan was then asked to demonstrate the act, but to do it with all of his clothes still on.  ‘Show us through the jeans,’ he was asked, ‘And you can touch your jeans with your head.’

The comedian, who was being serious in his claim, then responded: ‘I can flatten my body out. You know I can.’

Not having it: Comedian Shane Gillis was among the guest who were not convinced not being convinced Rogan had the flexibility to shave his own anal hair

Not having it: Comedian Shane Gillis was among the guest who were not convinced not being convinced Rogan had the flexibility to shave his own anal hair

'Prove it': Comedian Mark Normand demanded that Rogan 'prove' that he has the flexibility to be able to trim the hair on his buttocks

‘Prove it’: Comedian Mark Normand demanded that Rogan ‘prove’ that he has the flexibility to be able to trim the hair on his buttocks

Serious chatter: Comedian Ari Shaffir rebuffed Rogan's claim that he can perform oral sex on himself, and that he perform the task with his cloths on

Serious chatter: Comedian Ari Shaffir rebuffed Rogan’s claim that he can perform oral sex on himself, and that he perform the task with his cloths on

To help make his case, Rogan talked about about a situation where one of their mutual friends called called out him to do a proper split – for which he did.     

By the end of the topic of conversation, Normand joked about why Rogan would be spending his time hosting a podcast when he could be performing oral sex on himself.

But Rogan was quick to rebuff that notion as well: ‘You still have a d**k in your mouth — you can’t enjoy it!’

Rogan has been an exercise enthusiast for much of his adult like, which has included training in mixed martial arts, for which he hold black belts in both taekwondo and jiu-jitsu, according to Distractify.               

Jokesters: By the end of the topic of conversation, Normand joked about why Rogan would be spending his time hosting a podcast when he could be performing oral sex on himself

Jokesters: By the end of the topic of conversation, Normand joked about why Rogan would be spending his time hosting a podcast when he could be performing oral sex on himself

Rock solid: The UFC commentator has been an exercise enthusiast for much of his adult like, which has included training in mixed martial arts, for which he hold black belts in both taekwondo and jiu-jitsu, according to Distractify

Rock solid: The UFC commentator has been an exercise enthusiast for much of his adult like, which has included training in mixed martial arts, for which he hold black belts in both taekwondo and jiu-jitsu, according to Distractify

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