“Ironically, I’ve always thought that underneath all Dan’s faux saintly froth, there’s a nasty piece of work fighting to get out.”
The father-of-four then went on to discuss GMB finally triumphing over Breakfast, the true source of their bitter spats.
He continued: “The one thing guaranteed to have him stamping on kittens is the knowledge that GMB finally overtook BBC Breakfast in the ratings, on his watch, on my last day.”
Piers added: “‘For somebody who has gone on record saying they ‘detest silver medals, five years in second place must hurt quite a bit,’ cocky Dan sneered in February.
“It did, yes. But fortunately, Mr Walker, your poodlelike simpering with Government Ministers single-handedly gifted me the gold medal and cured the pain!”